Rocket Biscuits

The other half worked at KFC once, a few years back. One day (his last day, incidentally) he ran into a difficult customer. Those of you who have worked retail know the type-snotty, rude, and convinced they are SO much better than you.

Well, said customer pushed him just a bit to far. The following insued:

Hubby: Thank you for your order. Would you like to try our new rocket biscuits?

Customer: Rocket bicuits?

Hubby: *hurls biscuit into said customer's face*


How many of you have wanted to do something like this? I know I have.